dtjaaaam:

Stocking - Anime Conji 2013

Yes, officer?

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

deliciousorangeart:

Love is the real treasure.

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

nixtras:

I mean, what the hell was that?

superpsyguy:

hang on…

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

tibets:

here is a lovely horse that is about to eat a dog

liano4ka:

ohgoditsafurry:

smilingemoticon:

oh look, there’s a hole on your dashboard

no

THAT IS MY HOLE

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

“Banankai… Peel, Senbonbanana!”

Byakuya Kuchiki

I always liked you ♪

And you’re beautiful as always ♪